作曲 : Tom Cardy I woke up this morning in a very unusual way 我今早起来，感觉非常奇怪 Not bad, just warm and fuzzy, with a little bit of latency (Little latency) 只是脑袋发热模模糊糊，还有一点小迟钝
I went to the doctor, and this is what he said 于是我去看了医生，他是这样说的 "Oh my god. How are you not dead?" “我的天，你怎么还没死？”
Give it to me straight, doc 医生你有屁快放 "You're far too chill to be walkin' around" Uh-huh “你松弛得走不动路” 嗯哼 "Your heartbeat's so low that it's underground" Okay “心跳EQ拉太低” 好 "Your vision's 8-bit, your brain's saturated" Oh “眼睛带着八比特，大脑马上过饱和” 呃 "But I'm afraid, it's far too late" Tell me “恐怕已经太晚了” 告诉我 "You've gone" “你得了”
Lo-Fi Lo-Fi Hey doctor, can you take my temperature real quick? 嘿医生，麻溜的帮我测下 体温？ Lo-Fi Lo-Fi "You're a million degrees, but you're still cool as shit. Can you dig it?" I dig it “体温上万度，但冷酷的要命。懂？” 懂 Lo-Fi Lo-Fi I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun 飞得太快，离太阳太近 And now I'm ready for a slow flight, in Lo-Fi 而我已准备好慢速飞行，在 Lo-Fi 之中
I woke up this morning in a very unusual way 我今早起来，感觉非常奇怪 Not bad, just tied to a chair in the basement of the CIA 只是被绑在了中央情报局地下室的椅子上 I see through the wa-alls 我透过墙看去 'Cause my vision's 8-bit, x-ray 因为我眼睛像素到透视
Hi doctor "I see you're still not dead" 医生你好 “我看到你还没死” I'm acutely aware, doc 不要说废话，医生 "You see through walls with the power within" I know “你用内力透视墙壁” 我知道 "Your muscles so distorted, you can compress steel" That's new “肌肉失真压缩钢铁” 真新鲜 "Your body's out of phase" What? "Your hand's shoot vaporwaves" Oh yeah “身体相位偏移了” 啥？ “手指射出蒸汽波” 哦对 "I'm afraid that you could be great" Tell me “你可能有点东西” 告诉我 "You've gone" “你得了”
Lo— Lo-Fi Lo— Lo-Fi Hey doctor, can you stop me flying in my seat? 嘿医生，我怎么不在椅子上飞 Slow Lo-Fi 慢速 Lo-Fi "Your vibe's so laid back, you make gravity weak. Can you dig it?" I dig it “你氛围太松，故拉低了重力。懂？” 懂 Lo-Fi Lo-Fi I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun 飞得太快，离太阳太近 And now I'm ready for a new life, as Lo-Fi 而我已准备好涅槃重生，以 Lo-Fi 之名
"This just in! A rampaging super cyclone that threatened to destroy downtown has been thrown into space by the hero known as Lo-Fi" “刚收到消息！一场威胁摧毁市中心的肆虐的超级气旋被称为Lo-Fi的英雄扔进了太空。” Lo-Fi Lo-Fi "'Cause if there's trouble afoot, he's never far from the scene “因为如果有麻烦发生，他总是会出现在现场 But it remains to be seen if this chilled out fella can stay ice cold" 但这个冷静下来的家伙能否保持冰冷还有待观察。” (Ay, ei, oh) （诶哎哦）
I woke up this morning in a very unusual way 我今早起来，感觉非常奇怪 Not bad, in my suit above Tokyo, on a perfect, cold November day 只是穿着服装盘旋东京，在冰冷的11月份 I turn on the TV, and this is what it said 于是我打开了电视，它是这样说的 "Oh my god, supervillain tryna make us dead" Oh “哦天哪，大坏蛋想要我们死” 噢 "Humans of Earth, you are under attack “地球上的人类，你们被攻击了 But no-one is dope enough to fight me back 但没人牛逼到敢反抗我 Your armies all quit, your people subjugated 你们军队都溜了，人民均已被俘心 I'm afraid, it's far too late" O 恐怕已经太晚了” 噢 "Lay down and accept your fate" *quack* “躺下并接受命运” *呱* "You're seriously almost too late" Yo “真的非常太迟了” 嘿 "Oh shit!" “我曹！”
Lo-Fi Lo-Fi Hey bad guy, do I have to harsh your buzz real quick? 嘿大坏蛋，需要麻溜的给你喇叭切断吗？ Slow Lo-Fi 慢速 Lo-Fi "You're a real big spliff, I prefer not to hit. Can you dig it?" I dig it “你是真的蠢，我懒得打你。懂？” 懂 Lo-Fi Lo-Fi I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun 飞得太快，离太阳太近 And now I almost found a little time to be 而我正将发现一小点时间来当 Lo-Fi Lo-Fi "He's done it again folks, Lo-Fi has saved the day! “他又做到了，伙计们，Lo-Fi 拯救了局面！” And not just that, it looks like he's going for a classic double chorus fade out!" 不仅如此，看起来他要用经典的双人合唱淡出！” Lo-Fi Lo-Fi "In all my three albums, I've never seen anything like it “在我所有的三张专辑中，我从来没有见过这样的东西 And if anyone can pull off such a funky groove, it's Lo-Fi 如果有人能演绎出如此放克的节奏，那一定是 Lo-Fi And what's this? It looks like our hero is pulling out..." 这是什么？看来我们的英雄要拿出……” Lo-Fi Lo-Fi "A Chlavihord, this late in the fadeout? I don't believe it folks! “小键琴？淡出这么晚的时候？我不相信，伙计们！ But I guess that's why he's the best and I'm just an uptight reporter guy" 但我想这就是为什么他是最牛的，而我只是一个小记者。” Lo-Fi Lo-Fi
"That's right, I haven't seen my kids in three weeks “没错，我已经三个星期没见到我的孩子了 My voice is kind of John Mulaney, it's getting more John Mulaney 我的声音有点像约翰·穆拉尼，越来越像约翰·穆拉尼了 I am doing a John Mulaney impersonation now 我现在在模仿约翰·穆拉尼 Eh, you can't hear it very well 'cause the music's almost quiet 呃，你可能听不太清因为音乐马上没了 But I'm very John Mulaney" 但是我非常约翰·穆兰尼。” Lo-Fi Lo-Fi
